Clifford Lists...Every United State Of America

Clifford takes it upon himself to list every single one of the United States Of America:




Almost.

Twitter Twatter #7

April 2014's twitterage:

The perfect moment at the perfect museum @LegionofHonor: pic.twitter.com/EKUWXNRgmR
— Gabriela Kirkland (@gmkirkland) April 4, 2014

A bit more from 'Sunday Sunday':

Regret you left it quite so late. To gather the family around the table to eat enough to sleep Oh the Sunday sleep
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) April 6, 2014

Further evidence that restraint is not a North Korean virtue. pic.twitter.com/Kouo6noNGk
— Strobe Talbott(@strobetalbott) April 8, 2014

Sunday, Sunday here again, a walk in the park You meet an old soldier and talk of the past He fought for us in two world wars
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) April 13, 2014

Patrick Stewart has competition:

The Next Generation's excellent take on #StarTrek The Next Generation: https://t.co/ypLUOAOPce
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) April 15, 2014

So, is #GameOfThrones like musical chairs?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) April 17, 2014

"Pleaseput $50,000 into this bag. Abt natural. I am pointing a gub at you." #TakeTheMoneyAndRun
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) April 18, 2014

I don't remember this, but I'm presuming it was all about gardening-themed Doctor Who puns:

#HorticulturalDoctorWho The Lawn Game
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) April 21, 2014

#HorticulturalDoctorWho Flesh And Mown
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) April 21, 2014

#HorticulturalDoctorWho Utopiary
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) April 21, 2014

The Daily Mail's sidebar of shame...

Oh God I think I left the irony on.... pic.twitter.com/fYPokWukav
— Hugh Laurie (@hughlaurie) April 16, 2014

Thank goodness they explained this. pic.twitter.com/WFDulZ8DSQ
— Peter Anghelides(@anghelides) April 21, 2014

Mine wasn't chosen:

Why let a lack of photoshopskills stop you joining in? I did this on MS Paint for #photoshopwilwheaton #FatherTed pic.twitter.com/EsoXkgL0Fy
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) April 25, 2014

#GreatBritishMenu would struggle to be more offensive.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) April 26, 2014

"Josh is serving rabbit faggots in a reproduction soldier's helmet" #GreatBritishMenu
— Anita Singh (@anitathetweeter) April 26, 2014

I just backed #Fattitude: A Body Positive Documentary on @Kickstarter http://t.co/P64i3DaQxi
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) April 28, 2014

Clifford Wishes You A Happy New Year

Happy New Year

Twitter Twatter #6

No one asked for them but here are my Twitterings from March 2014. Now with embedded tweets. I'm learning all the time.

I struggled with the philosophical questions of the age...

How did Megatron fit into Starscream's hand in #Transformers?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 1, 2014

It's World Book Day, but spare a thought: where would we be without World Bookmark Day?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 6, 2014

Just watched #StarTrek's The Man Trap: why was there never an episode set on Wrigley's Pleasure Planet?
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 10, 2014

At the risk of appearing it: why does dense mean stupid? Surely if something is dense it is complex, interesting and worth delving into...
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 13, 2014

And another thing, where does Optimus Prime's trailer appear from when he transforms? #Transformers
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 13, 2014

Tony Benn died. The world is poorer for it.

I don't know if I want to live in a world without Tony Benn in it.
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 14, 2014

Here, I decided to post the lyrics to Blur's 'Sunday Sunday' on...you guessed it...Sundays. What I didn't consider when I was blithely copying and pasting was that I had copied from an American website with the very unBritish spelling of Color. Still 140 characters, I suppose it saved me one.

Sunday, Sunday here again in tidy attire You read the colorsupplement, the TV guide You dream of protein on a plate
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 23, 2014

The Enormous Crocodile Clip #RuinAChildrensBook
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 25, 2014

Remember that scene when #DoctorWho tried to bite off Davros' finger?: http://t.co/ClcPDylWvj
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 30, 2014

Here's the photo that the link would have taken you to:

Don't Get Done, Get Dick And Dom In Da Bungalow
— David Black (@Davetweetedthis) March 31, 2014

Clifford Reads...Don Quixote

Here's a version of the video I made that may or may not have appeared in Noiseless Chatter's charity telethon for The Trevor Project.

I played Clifford.